Don't you think it's time that warning messages be added to our "news" programs,
like they are for drug commercials?
If you suffer a persistent craving for objectivity, context, facts, open-mindedness, actionable intelligence, or strategic vision, Faux News may be the answer for you.
With regular doses, Faux News users report significant reductions in these symptoms.
Consult your conscience before
beginning a regimen of Faux News. Common side-effects include elevated blood-pressure, nausea, constipation and vomiting.
Don't use Faux News if you are allergic
to B. S.
I impatiently await the second coming of Walter Cronkite.
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